Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Now the relation between the breakfast burrito and digestion...

... We’ll start this with the Koala as an example..Koala’s live almost entirely on eucalyptus leaves. This is likely to be an evolutionary adaptation that takes advantage of an otherwise unfilled ecological niche, since eucalyptus leaves are very low in protein, high in indigestible substances, and contain compounds that are toxic to most species, basically eucalyptus is shit….

…. Like wombats and sloths, the koala has a very low metabolic rate for a mammal and rests motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time and Koalas spend about three of their five active hours eating...

...Their liver deactivates the toxic components ready for excretion, Koala’s also have a greatly enlarged hind-gut which can extract the maximum amount of nutrients from their shit diet... which makes them a fermenter species like horses, possums, wombats and pigs...

... Unfortunately human’ s don’t have this instead we are stuck with a bullshit appendix that’s about as useful as pockets on a t-shirt, or my fully functioning earlobes . So basically I found that I may not have the appropriate digestive properties to consume a “breakfast burrito” which would in turn explain the bubble guts I’m suffering from.

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